Hey, everyone. As we near the end of December, I just wanted to extend a Merry Christma-
Well, uh, I suppose I could go with “Merry Christmahanukwanzaakah”…It’s a bit of a mouthful, bu-
Great. Now all the people who celebrate New Years and Ramadan are sad.
How does “Happy Holidays” hit you?
Your Gregorian mindset is clearly hindering your ability to communicate. People use other calenders, you know.
Er…”Joyful Non-Denominational Winter Season”?
The entire Southern Hemisphere would like a word with you…
Fine! Fine, fine. Give me a moment to think.
How’s about “Glorious Non-Denominational Temperaturally Unbiased Season of Merriment or Normality In Which You May Or May Not Be Celebrating Some Form Of Religious, Social, Economical, or Personal Event?”
That’s going to be hard to present to illiterate people. Or the blind.
Merry Christmas, Everyone.
Let The “Happy Holidays” Debate Die
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