Happy Holidays

Hey, everyone. As we near the end of December, I just wanted to extend a Merry Christma-

No no no no NO! I will not have that! The Political Correctness Bureau demands that you include everyone!

Well, uh, I suppose I could go with “Merry Christmahanukwanzaakah”…It’s a bit of a mouthful, bu-

Great. Now all the people who celebrate New Years and Ramadan are sad.

How does “Happy Holidays” hit you?

Your Gregorian mindset is clearly hindering your ability to communicate. People use other calenders, you know.

Er…”Joyful Non-Denominational Winter Season”?

The entire Southern Hemisphere would like a word with you…

Fine! Fine, fine. Give me a moment to think.

How’s about “Glorious Non-Denominational Temperaturally Unbiased Season of Merriment or Normality In Which You May Or May Not Be Celebrating Some Form Of Religious, Social, Economical, or Personal Event?”

That’s going to be hard to present to illiterate people. Or the blind.https://i1.wp.com/www.citizenofthemonth.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/chk.jpg

*gives up*

Merry Christmas, Everyone.

Let The “Happy Holidays” Debate Die

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3 responses to “Happy Holidays

  1. Schizophrenia and other things that cause you to mutter to yourself should also live on.

    I do think this could also be called “Let ‘Political Correctness’ Die.” Maybe, “Let ‘forcing people to recognize holidays they don’t celebrate’ Die.” Perhaps that’s a bit too rude. How about “Happy Monday?”

  2. Monday is never happy…


  3. lol, 100% agree here

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