Blister Packaging


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Blister Packaging is industry’s way of making you feel physically weak. The air-tight, malleable plastic coating and textured crimped edges are impossible to open by muscle alone.

Not willing to admit defeat by this thin plastic sheath, us mere mortals resort to tools to open these abominations of packaging material. We have scissors, which can either cut enough of the edge off and still not leave an opening, or cut the thinner plastic into mutilating shards of doom. Knifes, too, are all but defeated in the fight.

So, us civilized mere mortals, not willing to bloody our hands in pursuit of materialistic enjoyment, have resorted to power tools! Automatic Scissors can reduce hand cramping, and make one feel all the more subservient to our mechanized overlords. Well, subconsciously, of course.

Let Blister Packaging Die

Photo Credits: Here

Note: There will not be any posts from Christmas Day to New Years Day. Fear not: There may be a special present waiting for you when I return.
(I may also break this promise, depending if I come across something really outrageous. Unpredictability, hurray!)

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2 responses to “Blister Packaging

  1. I RIP DIS SHIT UP Y0.

  2. I once saw a special knife made to cut this f–kwrap. And I bet that you can just guess how it was packaged.

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