Want to experience the peaceful outdoors from your own home? Take a virtual tour of beautiful parks, snowy hills, and even sandy desert lands! Rediscover the sights and sounds of nature while relaxing in your comfy bed! Just “beg” your master to order this boxed set for the low, low price of $59.99! There’s no shipping and handling! Call today!
Something sound a bit strange with that pitch? Maybe the last line?
Well, it should; the above is an exaggerated version of the description for a collection of DVDs aimed at animals. Yes, animals.
Think about this with me a moment: Ever see a commercial with a pet on TV? And you try and point out that pet to your dog? Well, the dog will basically look at your finger and wonder what you’re doing. “Maybe there’s food left on it”, your dog will think, and never will acknowledge the television until the commercial has been long over.
The description also had included the phrase “featuring sounds only your dog can hear!”. Uh, from a purely realistic perspective, how are you going to confirm this? Not everyone has highly sensitive audio technology stashed away in their attic.
So, if you want your dog to experience nature like he “never has before”, walk him sometime. I don’t care if it’s by proxy, like through a local dog-walking service, or if you take it upon yourself, but your pet will enjoy it.
They’re not going to be stimulated by digital likenesses, they’re going to be stimulated by the real thing.
Let DVDs For Your Dog Die
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