I’m pretty sure no one wants to watch you scratch your private areas in the café. Those farts you’re drilling into your chair at the office? Yeah, those don’t smell too pretty. I’m glad you’re oblivious, but watching you pick your wedgie in front of a full-length mirror in a changing room? Knock if off.
I’m glad you can be as relaxed in a crowded gathering area as you are at home.
That doesn’t mean you should act as though you’re in your home.
And no, I don’t want to participate in a burping contest. Not in this boardroom, anyway.
Let Apelike Behavior In A Public Setting Die
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