Mediocre Movie Theater Mules


Tired of the tacky, tiny treats behind at the refreshment stand? Only one solution exists: Bring your own food! But, in a world where ushers and manufacturers want to preserve profits, they’ll stop at nothing to prevent your precious parcel’s passage!

Alliteration and cinematic trailer references aside, sneaking food in is a popular way to enjoy moderately-sized candy. You may unintentionally bring something in, like those purse mints, or you may be hiding a 3-course meal on your person.

However, some people aren’t very adept at disguising their dietary delights. It’s interesting to watch someone adjust their hat when Plop! out falls a sandwich. Maybe you try and tuck that bottle of soda in your interior pocket when you’re in line, only to earn an evil eye from the ticket seller.

Ihttp://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/eating(2).jpgt’s pretty easy to get food in during the winter months, where loose, warm clothing is common. However, I’d like to see someone smuggle in a Ring Pop in skin-tight shorts.

Not a euphemism, by the way.

So, boycotters of substandard foodery! Get creative! That’s not a bunch of Red Hots stuck to your face, it’s acne! That’s not a box of doughnuts in your shirt, it’s your own built-in shelf! If you’re sly enough, almost any consumable is fit for transport.

The rest of you, enjoy your popcorn.

Bon appetit!

Let Mediocre Movie Theater Mules Die

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