Some things are better left to the imagination. No, no, I insist. And yes, I know you’re trying to seem like a “European” beachgoer, but I’m almost certain when you step out into that body of water, that’ll be the time European.
Also, I don’t suppose you intended to put it on backwards?
Speedos, banana hammocks, whatever you want to call them, they didn’t quite need to exist. I suppose it’s better than outright nudity, but not by much.
Let Man Thongs Die
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