Taking that first bite of piping hot pizza is no small feat. You must mitigate your risk of pizza burn while also keeping your taste buds from carbonizing. Yet there is one more obstacle to you must face, or, rather, keep away from face.
That cheese, while oh-so gooey and internally clogging, doubles as piping-hot facial hair. Those lava-like strings can easily snap from their pizza-based tethers and land square on the cut of your jib.
Stripes can be slimming, but they’re probably not effective when caused by a burn pattern on one’s chin.
Let Molten Pizza Cheese Beards Die
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(Thanks to Indigo for the suggestion!)