Niche products have always been encouraged by our free market enterprise. Well, the development of them, anyway. The execution, however, occasionally falls flat on its face.
With that in mind, I introduce to you the Snazzy Napper, clearly a superior product as I haven’t heard anyone reference the word “snazzy” in about 40 years. Anywho, this produce is a covering for your face and upper body, with a nose hole for breathing. It’s also as obtrusive to the eyes as possible, so it can point out every idiot who thought using this product was a good idea.
At first I thought this was a hoax. Nope. The included video should help point out my…disagreement with this product.
So! Who wants to pay $15 or $25 to drape a glorified blanket over their face?
Alternatively, we’re selling brains in this next line over. Some of you really need them.
Let The Snazzy Napper Die
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