MUNCH CRUNCH CHOMP CRUSH KRRZK MUNCH MUNCH OM NOM OM NOM NOM
We get it – your salad is full of crisp lettuce and croutons. While you’re busy announcing that with your absurdly loud chewing noises, the rest of us are busy trying to enjoy the silence and have some polite, subdued conversation. So could you please muffle that garbage disposal you call a mouth and we’ll try to remember what quiet feels like, okay?
Oh sweet Blackbeard, he’s going for his drink.
Let SLUPPPPNoiTPHUHUPsy EaGURGLESWALLOWters Die
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