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Typing The Next Great Literary Epic (Or Other Long Work) Using Nothing But A Cell Phone


Because thumbs, too, can receive repetitive motion injuries. That, and legendary depictions of heroes of yore typically aren’t made in ASCII-art.

(Sent from my phone using the Android WordPress app. Yes, I’m a bit of a hypocrite. It happens.)

Let This Extraordinarily Long-Titled Thing Die

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Title Reliance


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“Pleasant to see you again, Mr. Anderson!”

“Oh, no, please, Joe, call me Raul.”

“I’m sorry, I’d feel like I’d be offending you if I did, Dr. A!”

“I’m not a doctor. And it’s fine to call me by my given name…”

“Nope, you, Sir Anderson, shall be treated with the respect and admiration that you deserve!”

“Er, I’m also not a Knight from the days of yore, but, thank you, though I’d prefer-“

“Yes, Master Anderson Esquire the Second? I’m sorry, I was busy staring at your many medals, General, sir.”

MR. HARTWICK! Please call me by my given name!”

“…I’m watchin’ you, Anderson. Thin ice!”

*sigh*

Let Title Reliance Die

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Blog Authors Who Make The Decision To Cram All Of The Content They Intend To Cover On A Topic In The Title Of Their Desired Post And Are Then Surprised To Find That The Content Of Their Article Lacks Any Substance Whatsoever


https://i0.wp.com/images.craveonline.com/article_imgs/Image/rolling_eyes_phone.jpgIt’s just upsetting.

Let Blog Authors Who Make The Decision To Cram All Of The Content They Intend *gasp* To Cover On A Topic In The Title Of Their Desired Post *wheeze* And Are Then Surprised To Find That The Content Of Their Article Lacks Any Substance Whatsoever Die

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Enhancing Job Titles


https://i1.wp.com/positivesharing.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/businesscard.jpgThis sort of thing drives me mad. To give you a brief description of what I mean, I’m talking about the practice of society in which we declare “They’re not a mailman, they’re a postal worker!

Instead of picking nits upon each refinement like this, I’ve decided to come up with a few American job name changes of my own. Enjoy.

Current Job                    New Title

Garbageman………………..Debris Extraction Specialist
Dogcatcher………………….Canine Relocation Engineer
Secretary…………………….Information and Data Administrator
Fast Food Worker………….National Economy Stabilization Agent
Forums Moderator………..Archivist
Blog Writer…………………Scribner
Tier 1 Tech Support………Soon to be Outsourced
Chief Executive Officer…..Bankrupt
Pony Express Rider……….Deceased
FBI Director……………….FBI Director

President…………………..Carrier of Country’s Every Hope and Dream

I amuse myself sometimes.

Let Enhancing Job Titles Die

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