Through the last couple of months, I’ve gotten quite a few comments on some of my inner musings. I’ve also gotten an almost equal number of spam comments.
Clearly, spam comments need to die, but I’ve decided to do something unorthodox. After stripping away details that could cause a user to be sent somewhere harmful, I will post the comments here, verbatim, to share with you all.
Be advised that, due to the strange nature of the comments I usually get, the below may contain NSFW or vulgar language.
I may also spice up the comments a bit with a description of what the comment was trying to advertise, or with my own commentary.
If you wish to contribute spam comments you’ve received/know of, feel free to do so!
This page will, sadly, be constantly updated. Enjoy!
Things That Need To Die 
Name: Andrew A. Sailer
E-mail: Withheld
Website: Withheld
Comment:
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[Be forewarned: It’s probably a bad idea to visit any of these places.]
Name: llezvs
Email: Withheld
Website: Withheld
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Name: Chance Milota
Email: Mike@ToiletPaperEntrepreneur.com
Website: http://www.watchironman2.net
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[Oddly, this comment was in response to the “Your Bathroom” post. I can see how the two are related. (Actually, I enjoyed Iron Man.)]
Name: Carlton Mcgary
Email: Chris9181@gmail.com
Website: smokeassist.org
Can I take any other medications while using this?
[In response to the “Being Overly Superlative” post.]
Name: Andy Trogstad
Email: wootwoot153@ymail.com
Website: http://cheapwigs.tumblr.com/
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[Yep, that’s the entirety of the comment.]
Name: MrBarns
Email: musehimipielm@gmail.com
Website: Withheld
Generally I do not post on blogs, but I would like to say that this post really forced me to do so, Excellent post!
[It seems like a nice comment, until you realize their website is a phishing front.]
Name: Ebonie Moorehead
Email: eboniemoorehead45@gmail.com
Website: Withheld
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[This one’s fantastic on so many levels. It was also posted in the DVDs For Your Dog comment section originally.]
Name: LCD TV
Email: lert17456@gmail.com
Website: best-lcd-hdtvs.buy-cheap-discount.us
I keep listening to the news speak about getting free online grant applications so I have been looking around for the best site to get one.:)
[I’m a bit confused on this one. I think it’s spam. It’s marked as spam. But the most spam-licious thing the guy has is his vague, crappy blog-like thing with repetitive posts about select items. Oh well.]
Name: Armando Pulliam
Email: Sewer1141@ymail.com
Website: bobjohn53.posterous.com
I must say this is the fourth time I have visited your website and Im loving it! I added your website to my rss reader. Looking forward to see more blog posts!
[Peculiarly, this was submitted to the “Flinching From A Toaster” comments section.]
Name: healthy way to lose weight
Website: Withheld
Email: Woolbright@aol.com
Thank you for the sound critique. Me and my neighbor were just setting up to do some research about this. I am very glad to see such great info being shared freely out there.
[This one is a lot like the post I did concerning words I didn’t get to use much. Although, I think this comment was more intentional.]
Name: hotel spanien
Website: Withheld
E-mail: when@technique.com
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Name: couples resorts
Website: Withheld
E-mail: Diego@couplesresortz.org
Outsourcing site that has more than just the normal government projects listed. Looks good.
Name: Media Wholesale
Website: dropshippers.co.za/Media-Book.html
E-mail: kristian2001@badarticle.com
In this one Charlie Brown goes to a national spelling bee and … Media Wholesale
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Website: luxurygiftsbags.com
E-mail: sandrapursa@gmx.com
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Website: Withheld
E-mail: around@document.com
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Name: Ms. Anti Virus
Website: Withheld (it’s a fake AVG download site, if you’re wondering.)
E-mail: nospam903@aol.com
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[Not surprisingly, I do not wish such a thing. So pay up.]
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Got one recently saying ‘limewire is perfect’.
Clearly haven’t checked on it in a few days then, eh?
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Dartmouth College
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This is a sweet and thoughtful repository for spam comments. I always feel a little guilty when I delete spam from my blogs. After all, those folks have taken the time to write such profound comments as “Cool” and “Tahnks for teh infermation post. You is good writer of animals.”
How do I know the poster isn’t a sincere but slightly misguided person doing his or her best to feed his or her babies? And will I click on bigbootyphishingsite.com before I hit delete? You bet I will!
-Jen
Now I’m totally confused. If I post a comment to the spam comments post, does it automatically become a spam comment? This makes my brain hurt.
What also makes my brain hurt are all the people who approve comments that say “You are a wonderful writer. Thanks so much for this.” They probably believe all those comments are sincere, when they are only true when posted on my blog. And yours, too, of course.
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