Spam Comments


Through the last couple of months, I’ve gotten quite a few comments on some of my inner musings. I’ve also gotten an almost equal number of spam comments.

Clearly, spam comments need to die, but I’ve decided to do something unorthodox. After stripping away details that could cause a user to be sent somewhere harmful, I will post the comments here, verbatim, to share with you all.

Be advised that, due to the strange nature of the comments I usually get, the below may contain NSFW or vulgar language.

I may also spice up the comments a bit with a description of what the comment was trying to advertise, or with my own commentary.

If you wish to contribute spam comments you’ve received/know of, feel free to do so!

This page will, sadly, be constantly updated. Enjoy!

27 responses to “Spam Comments

  1. Name: Andrew A. Sailer
    E-mail: Withheld
    Website: Withheld

    Comment:

    In 1998, Viagra was first introduced to the world, and it is fair to say that the world has not been the same since. The impact of this medication has been enormous, not just in the narrow area of treating erectile dysfunction (ED) for which it was approved, but also in the way we think of sex and sexuality, and even in the realm of relationships between men and women. Millions of men in the United States have tried Pfizer’s wonder drug, sildenafil, better known as Viagra, and there are thus millions of women who have also seen its effects on their husbands, boyfriends, and lovers.

  2. [Be forewarned: It’s probably a bad idea to visit any of these places.]

    Name: llezvs
    Email: Withheld
    Website: Withheld

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  3. Name: Chance Milota
    Email: Mike@ToiletPaperEntrepreneur.com
    Website: http://www.watchironman2.net

    Awesome article! I’m really surprised about this. I can’t wait to see what happens. I look forward to reading more of your upcoming blog posts.Hey, have you seen any new movies lately? Don’t wait, Watch Iron Man 2 today!

    [Oddly, this comment was in response to the “Your Bathroom” post. I can see how the two are related. (Actually, I enjoyed Iron Man.)]

  4. Name: Carlton Mcgary
    Email: Chris9181@gmail.com
    Website: smokeassist.org

    Can I take any other medications while using this?

    [In response to the “Being Overly Superlative” post.]

  5. Name: Andy Trogstad
    Email: wootwoot153@ymail.com
    Website: http://cheapwigs.tumblr.com/

    Indeed�

    [Yep, that’s the entirety of the comment.]

  6. Name: MrBarns
    Email: musehimipielm@gmail.com
    Website: Withheld

    Generally I do not post on blogs, but I would like to say that this post really forced me to do so, Excellent post!

    [It seems like a nice comment, until you realize their website is a phishing front.]

  7. Name: Ebonie Moorehead
    Email: eboniemoorehead45@gmail.com
    Website: Withheld

    I really liked reading your post!. Quallity content. With such a valuable blog i believe you deserve to be ranking even higher in the search engines 🙂 . Check out the link in my name. That links to a tool that really helped me rank high in google. This way even more people can enjoy your posts and nothing beats a big audiance 😉

  8. [This one’s fantastic on so many levels. It was also posted in the DVDs For Your Dog comment section originally.]

    Name: LCD TV
    Email: lert17456@gmail.com
    Website: best-lcd-hdtvs.buy-cheap-discount.us

    I keep listening to the news speak about getting free online grant applications so I have been looking around for the best site to get one.:)

  9. [I’m a bit confused on this one. I think it’s spam. It’s marked as spam. But the most spam-licious thing the guy has is his vague, crappy blog-like thing with repetitive posts about select items. Oh well.]

    Name: Armando Pulliam
    Email: Sewer1141@ymail.com
    Website: bobjohn53.posterous.com

    I must say this is the fourth time I have visited your website and Im loving it! I added your website to my rss reader. Looking forward to see more blog posts!

  10. [Peculiarly, this was submitted to the “Flinching From A Toaster” comments section.]

    Name: healthy way to lose weight
    Website: Withheld
    Email: Woolbright@aol.com

    Thank you for the sound critique. Me and my neighbor were just setting up to do some research about this. I am very glad to see such great info being shared freely out there.

  11. [This one is a lot like the post I did concerning words I didn’t get to use much. Although, I think this comment was more intentional.]

    Name: hotel spanien
    Website: Withheld
    E-mail: when@technique.com

    Site Increase,winner late pension special above equipment switch sport will surround real school quite requirement output overall box station traffic programme single terms loss since disease origin either document crowd pocket before difficult former volume return conservative open culture secure often process whether nobody twice cup organisation still love understand labour bear cup reform since including long one around raise watch much customer horse often conference account regional we personal try clearly concerned today unfortunately data love internal commit inside course specific those imply wine

  12. Name: couples resorts
    Website: Withheld
    E-mail: Diego@couplesresortz.org

    Outsourcing site that has more than just the normal government projects listed. Looks good.

  13. Name: Media Wholesale
    Website: dropshippers.co.za/Media-Book.html
    E-mail: kristian2001@badarticle.com

    In this one Charlie Brown goes to a national spelling bee and … Media Wholesale

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    Website: luxurygiftsbags.com
    E-mail: sandrapursa@gmx.com

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  15. You are a very talented blogger, and I love reading your posts.

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    Website: Withheld
    E-mail: around@document.com

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  17. Name: Ms. Anti Virus
    Website: Withheld (it’s a fake AVG download site, if you’re wondering.)
    E-mail: nospam903@aol.com

    I bet you wish george bush was still president now

    [Not surprisingly, I do not wish such a thing. So pay up.]

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  21. Got one recently saying ‘limewire is perfect’.

    Clearly haven’t checked on it in a few days then, eh?

  22. Aldo Szachewicz

    good good…this post deserves absolutely nothing …hahaha just joking 😛 …great put up 😛

    ———————
    Dartmouth College

  23. I really cerebrated this was travelling to be interesting, full thing I had a moving picture as back-up. (back-up all the things , reasonable advice).

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  25. This is a sweet and thoughtful repository for spam comments. I always feel a little guilty when I delete spam from my blogs. After all, those folks have taken the time to write such profound comments as “Cool” and “Tahnks for teh infermation post. You is good writer of animals.”
    How do I know the poster isn’t a sincere but slightly misguided person doing his or her best to feed his or her babies? And will I click on bigbootyphishingsite.com before I hit delete? You bet I will!
    -Jen

  26. Now I’m totally confused. If I post a comment to the spam comments post, does it automatically become a spam comment? This makes my brain hurt.

    What also makes my brain hurt are all the people who approve comments that say “You are a wonderful writer. Thanks so much for this.” They probably believe all those comments are sincere, when they are only true when posted on my blog. And yours, too, of course.

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