If you really need to imbibe an Iced No-Fat Low-Carb Low-Sugar No-Calorie Glucose-Free Vitamin-Fortified ChocoMocha Frappe Expresso Twist with Skim Milk, Whipped Cream, Sprinkles, White Chocolate Chips plus three “Flavor Shots” (75% caramel, 25% fudge), and you won’t have it any other way, then I suggest you re-evaluate your life.
Let Absurdly Long Drink Orders Die
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I agree. I don’t understand how people ordering can remember all that.
Erm, they want sprinkles and no calories? If they won’t have it any other way, then they won’t have it.